Marriage Attitude

Before marriage. .
Darling here.. darling there...
After marriage.
Baling here... baling there..

Before marriage. .
I die for you. . .
After marriage.
"You die, up to you.
" Lagi lama married. .
You die I help you!

Before marriage. .
You go anywhere.. . I follow you.
After marriage. . .
You go anywhere. . up to you.
Lagi lama married. . .
You go anywhere better get lost!!

Before wedding
you are my heart, you are my love"
After wedding
"you get on my nerves."

Before wedding
"you are sweet and kind just like Cinderella"
After wedding
"you are worse than godzila"

Before wedding
Roses are red, violets are blue.
Like it or not, I'm stuck with you
After wedding
Roses are dead, I am blue.
You get on my head, I will sue you

Before wedding
Every! makan he brings you to Shangri-La
After wedding
You want to go, he says you wait-la

Before wedding
She looks like Anita Sarawak
After wedding
Don't know whether katak or biawak

Before wedding
Weekends at Cameron, Genting and Fraser's Hill
After wedding
Furthest you go is Maxwell Hill

Before wedding
He opens the car door
After wedding
He opens his mouth and snores

Before wedding
She / he was your ideal
After wedding
She / he becomes your ordeal

Just for laugh

World Cup : Important Rules for Women


Extremely important advice and recommendations to be passed on to
girlfriends, fianc�s, mothers, sisters, daughters, etc. (to all women in
general) . These rules are to be communicated prior to the World Cup in
June/July this year...

List Of Rules.

1. From 9 June to 9 July 2006 , you should read the sports section of
the newspaper so that you are aware of what is going on regarding the
World Cup, and that way you will be able to join in the conversations. If
you fail to do this, then you will be looked at in a bad way, or you will
be totally ignored. DO NOT complain about not receiving any attention.

2. During the World Cup, the television is mine, at all times, without
any exceptions. If you even take a glimpse of the remote control, you will
lose it (your eye).

3. If you have to pass by in front of the TV during a game, I don't
mind, as long as you do it crawling on the floor and without distracting
me. If you decide to stand nude in front of the TV, make sure you put
clothes on right after because if you catch a cold, I wont have time to
take you to the doctor or look after you during the World Cup month.

4. During the games I will be blind, deaf and mute, unless I require a
refill of my drink or something to eat. You are out of your mind if you
expect me to listen to you, open the door, answer the telephone, or pick
up the baby that just fell from the second floor....it wont happen.

5. It would be a good idea for you to keep at least 2 six packs in the
fridge at all times, as well as plenty of things to nibble on, and please
do not make any funny faces to my friends when they come over to watch the
games. In return, you will be allowed to use the TV between 12am and 6am ,
unless they replay a good game that I missed during the day.

6. Please, please, please!! if you see me upset because one of my
teams is losing, DO NOT say "get over it, its only a game", or "don't
worry, they'll win next time". If you say these things, you will only make
me angrier and I will love you less. Remember, you will never ever know
more about football than me and your so called "words of encouragement"
will only lead to a break up or divorce.

7. You are welcome to sit with me to watch one game and you can talk
to me during halftime but only when the commercials are on, and only if
the halftime score is pleasing me. In addition, please note I am saying
"one" game, hence do not use the World Cup as a nice cheesy excuse to
"spend time together".

8. The replays of the goals are very important. I don't care if I have
seen them or I haven't seen them, I want to see them again. Many times.

9. Tell your friends NOT to have any babies, or any other child
related parties or gatherings that requires my attendance because:
a) I will not go,
b) I will not go, and
c) I will not go.

10. But, if a friend of mine invites us to his house on a Sunday to
watch a game, we will be there in a flash.

11. The daily World Cup highlights show on TV every night is just as
important as the games themselves Do not even think about saying "but you
have already seen this...why don't you change the channel to something we
can all watch??", the reply will be: "Refer to Rule #2 of this list".

12. And finally, please save your expressions such as "Thank God the
World Cup is only every 4 years". I am immune to these words, because
after this comes the Champions League, Italian League, Spanish League,
Premier League,
etc etc.

Thank you for your cooperation.

Regards,
Men of the World

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Dog & Cat

Hi...I am the new member of the Lin's family ..I am 5 months old









so privilege to sleep on the sofa right..





I looked miserable right???The cat is now the highlight in the family...sob sob

Me

After so many years, finally I have the time and opportunity to take self photo for memories..The whole package was kinda cheap, RM38.00, inclusive of make-up, hair setting and free one A4 size photo..15 poses were taken and extra charges needed if you want to develop extra photos..My dad was very excited to see this photo and he even bought a photo frame for me the next day.haha...but unfortunately, it was not suitable..:P

Life back to normal again

Yippie, exam had over..I would like to thank all friends and CG members for all your prayers..indeed God answered prayer..Initially I was quite worry that I am not able to finish 95 questions in 3 hours..which means 1.89 seconds/qs. The question is not short and it takes 30 seconds, at least, to read and understand the question, then have to read through the options and start flipping the book for answer..But I couldn't finish the last few questions, I think around 5 qs.so hopefully this time, I could get through it..tired of studying and exams already...

Let me update you on some happenings stories lately..
On Sunday (14/5), Mother's day, we had 2 nice meals..sis and I shared the bills..we had dim sum for brunch (on my treat), then we went to an ordinary restaurant for dinner..dinner was interesting...Mum was responsible for ordering of food..we had fried 'zi hun gen', 'lor mi suah', a vege and a 5 season course..6 of us went..the food was nice except for the 5 season, which was out of our expectation..it was huge (10 person portion) and beautiful..something different from the usual 5 season you eat in wedding dinner...very creative and tasty..and got oyster in it..When the waiter served this dish, all of us 'Wah' especially sis, because dinner is on her treat.haha..so when bill came, the other 3 meals was reasonable. The 5 season costed RM120.00..very expensive, can eat sharkfins already..at last, my aunt paid 80% of the bills and sis paid 20%..

Recently, we had a new member in our family-a kitten..her mother was killed in a dog fights and she managed to escape from that by hiding in my house (the back kitchen)..quite pitiful so mum decided to keep her as pet and named her 'Lui Lui'-means daughter in Cantonese..the reason being we had a male dog named 'Zhai Zhai'-which means son in Cantonese. but the funniest part is that we aren't sure that this kitten is a she or he, we just take for granted that it should be a 'she'..haha...Anyway, all the family members love the kitten so much..well, she is indeed very cute, black and white in colour, very obedient (only occasionally pee at the store room and mum was very angry)..I don't really like cats but I guessed, this is an exceptional case..so now, my expenses had increased because I have to buy cat food now, apart from dog food..
Last Saturday, I took 'Lui Lui' to the vet, to eat deworming pills and also to check on its sex, whether she or he..haha..and the doctor had confirmed that 'Lui Lui' is a HE...i laughed on the spot and asked the doctor to teach me how to identify..so immediately, i asked the nurse to change the name on the medical card to "Boy Boy' (couldn't think of a nice name at that time)..However, we still call him 'Lui Lui' at home..My dog didn't really like to mix with him, but 'Lui Lui' ikes to disturb him...so it was kinda happy to have 2 pets now, tht bring lots of joy and fun into our family..

After a long study leaves, I am back to work..jobs responsibilities are getting heavier and management expectations also increase..tension..

I am going for another church camp end of this month, 3D2N in PD..then probably going to Singapore at beginning of June to visit my sister and cousins, and also shopping..hehe..looking forward for that..
This month wil be the 3rd annual gathering for me and gangs-EW birthday..stil deciding on the venue...nevermind, will wait for her to come back from Bali and let her decide..

The call

Today is the second day of my study leave and I am already so bored..haha..shouldn't have said that and am not suppose to sit in front of pc and write blog now..haha..
Revision had been smooth..I am basically reading through the whole modules and attempting questions..exam is next Monday and I just hope I can do it, by the grace of God.
Yesterday, I received an unexpected call from a friend, whom I had lost contact for almost a year..I sent him an e-card on his birthday and I guessed he was very touched about that..I truly appreciated our friendship and didn't want it to end in such a way, because of some misunderstandings perhaps..anyway, I was very happy to receive his call..
Tomorrow, I will be watching Mission Impossible 3 with my CG members..can't wait to see Tom Cruise on big screen..:)

An unforgettable experience

Praise God for the 3D2N YM Mission camp at Fraser's Hill..everything went on smoothly..
Day 1-I was late for the ice breaking and briefing sessions..actually, 10 of us were late as we travelled later in the noon..reached Shanzan Inn at around 7.30pm and managed to have dinner..Joined in for themetalk 1..Bro Wye Choon was indeed a very experienced and suitable speaker for this camp...
I shared room with my sister, WT and Charmane..had a good chat with Charmane, espcialy interviewing her on her interesting job..
Day 2-attended YM first inangural Sunday Service..with YM president, Mama May as the chairlady and Pr John, the speaker..sharing with us on "Trading off your life"..
Then, a workshop conducted by Bro Wye Choon and team members, sharing with us more on the work of OM..
After lunch, telematch, involving the youths and EWS congregation..We played 4 games-Limbo rock, The longest ine, Three-legged game and Treasure hunt..All of us had a wonderful fellowship..
India Night was the highlight of the day..I managed to borrow an indian suit from my friend..I think there were only 4 youths wearing Indian costumes..The decoration of the hall was superb.all credits to Bro Oon Sin and his teams..marvellous..Sis Pari shared with us on the needs of people of India..especially the Dalit people..They were seen as the most 'cheapest' group of people and have no dignity at all..It was very sad to hear that and we should be grateful to God, for living in such a peaceful country, and the freedom of human rights..Bro Wye Choon also shared with us on the needs of Sudan people..later, a special calling to those who are willing to offer himself/herself to serve Him in mission fields..and praise God, more than 10 youths responded to the calling..
Day 3-last day of the camp..themetalk 2 and prayers, wrapped up these 3D2N camp..
During lunch, all of us were being reminded not to eat too full, to avoid any vomitting or uneasy situations on our way back to Klang...The journey was really terrible..imagine we have to sit in the car, rounding the hill, like a F1 track, for an hour...my head was already spinning and finally, I gave up..vomitted..and I told myself, no more second time..unless I am the driver...haha
Fortunately after reaching home, I could rest for 1 hour before attending a member's wedding dinner at night..